i was sleeping until the bed blew up then i was looking at the table until it blew up then i was looking at pictures until they blew up so i was watching Tv then it starts shaking then it blew up so i threw a tantrum and got killed. THE END
Better pay the electric bill. Why is there ketchup all over the wall? Who keeps wasting my ketchup?
The day kept getting better! My favorite show came on, my walls tasted like ketsup, and those ugly paintings went away! And I don't have to pay for cable anymore!